Are You the Glenn Who...

I'm pretty peeved. I'm now Glenn No. 3 down from Glenn No. 2. Glenn Reynolds of InstaPundit is Glenn No. 2. (Glenn No. 1 is a thing not a person: the NASA Glenn Research Center, named for John Glenn. Not my namesake.)

What's worse is that folks are now talking about that blogger, Glenn, and meaning Mr. Reynolds, not Mr. Fleishman. I see several alternatives: 1. A return to formality. "The right honorable Mr. Reynolds of Tennesse, states..." "The esteemed nitwit, Mr. Fleishman of Seattle, simpers..." 2. A feature called "You Might Be the Instapundit If...". 3. Mr. Reynolds simply relinquishes his Christian name to me, foreswearing all rights to it. (Which makes it a Jewish name, nu?) 4. A quick checklist at the top of our respective sites indicating which one we are. "[ x ] Obsessed by wireless networking. [ ] Professor. [ ] Orbited the Earth."