My Security Secrets

What is your mother's maiden name? Ekborg-Millfloss.What is the name of your first pet? James Tiberius Bunny. What was the name of the first street on which you lived? Baltic Avenue. What is your favorite movie? In-flight safety demonstration video on Virgin America. Which Stooge do you most closely resemble? Dead Shemp. How many fingers am I holding up? 1. Are you flipping me off? You see a tortoise lying on its back. What do you do? Make soup. What's a sin, Alex? What you're doing to Ludwig B! How many roads must a man walk down? 42. How many lights do you see? THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS. What is the average airspeed of a swallow? African or European? When did you stop beating your wife? N/A What is mind? {cuts off student's finger} What is your mother's maiden name? My mother? Let me tell you about my mother!