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The Onion on Jerry Mathers:

"I saw Jerry Mathers on Entertainment Tonight a couple months ago," said Barry Carter, 34, of Duluth, MN. "It was weird. He still has that baby face, but he's, like, in his 50s now. I was like, 'Whoa, look at Jerry Mathers, he's getting up there in years,' and my wife said, 'Well, aren't we all?' I guess it's true. I'm not as young as I used to be, either."

The New York Times on George Harrison's death:

"It's a somber time � a lot of things are changing in the world," Mrs. Benbough said. "You never really thought in terms of seeing this change, and then all of a sudden, wow. The Beatles were endless, but you realize that they are human too, just like everyone else."