From My Office to Your Computer

I'm having a virtual rummage sale as my fellow freelancers and I move to a new office space in Seattle. Are you looking for a used and funky LS-30 (CoolScan III) film/slide scanner with auto-APS/Advantix feed? Some cheap 10-port Ethernet switches? A rusty chain? Scratch that last one. Here are my current auctions on eBay, and I'll post more items that are useful, cheap, and full of rich functional electronic goodness.