Llamas and Peanut Butter

Mark Frauenfelder is delivering the last talk at Mac OS X Conference about his short-lived celebrity as an Apple Switcher. One person asked him, "Have any Windows users bitchslapped you?" He quotes John Dvorak on him as saying he looked like the kind of guy who wants to spread cream cheese on a camel. Frauenfelder rejoined, "I'm a llama and peanut butter guy."

People have asked him for Ellen Feiss's email address. He gave them the address of Andrew Orlowski, a critic who wrote that "Frauenfelder is the kind of twitchy, self-loathing bore from whom women flee." Mark said he runs faster than his wife.