“This shave is so smooth, comrade. How did you get such a decadent blade!?”
“Natasha, is not decadent—it is revolutionary!”
Chorus: “Byyyyyyy Lenin"
We liked the factory that makes the blades so much, we seized the means of production.
We send a handle, three blades, and a Molotov cocktail to your door.
The Lenin: such a sharp razor, it doesn’t leave marks.